/u/uhohnotafarteither Poor guy saw his home's value drop to essentially zero.
Ain't no one buying a house to deal with that noise
24/7 |
/u/ComprehendReading The data center will. For $5. |
/u/Bodine12 Homeowner: "What do you mean, $5? It's worth $500,000!"
Data Center: "Lol no, you've got a data center next
door." |
/u/tRfalcore blackstone will buy it for 5$, then buy it by itself for
$700k, setting the area home prices back to insane
prices |
/u/Godharvest Blackrock (i aint scared of no ghosts) just wants the
land the house is on. They'll just burn the the entire
neighborhood down and buy the entire lot. Then blame it
on some random arsonist (who get all the girls. real
ones remember) |
/u/snubda The Ambassador Bridge- which connects Detroit to
Windsor, CA across the river- was built by a billionaire
named Matty Moroun. He didn't have the land on the
Canadian side that he needed, so he bought houses one by
one, allowed them to go into total blight, sank the
property values of the homes around it due to the
blight, and bought all of the land he needed for pennies
on the dollar. Billionaires suck. |
/u/CameronsTheName How is my house only worth 50 dorra !?
https://preview.redd.it/6hjz7n29y57h1.jpeg?width=384&fo
rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1a484a52f364de529352a7b7c0dcf7aba
4eca34 |
/u/LEO-PomPui-Katoey https://giphy.com/gifs/40dEau6bZRO3S |
/u/Computers_and_cats Time to start looking through city ordinances and find
something that covers noise restrictions. The risk of
downtime alone would make the data center want to pay
anything to get rid of the person. Assuming we have a
functional government of course. |
/u/CaptainRelevant Common law nuisance probably covers it even if there is
no statute. The guy just needs a lawyer. |
/u/PhalanxGroup Funny part is a lawyer would probably be useless. These
DCs literally spent a good percentage of a states annual
revenue buying your local city councils, to green light
all types of lifted red tape. Like fuck the environment,
all the water for half the state, using an army's worth
of power, with no real obligation to give a shit about
locals shit. Like digging up Native American graves and
sending them to the local dump shit. Good luck trying to
get anything out of them when the judges are pretty much
bought too. |
/u/sweet_home_Valyria This is very unusual. Something about the sense of
urgency with these data centers, I just find unsettling.
What am I missing. |
/u/LaurenMille The whole AI bubble is far too big, and the only way to
stop it from popping and burning trillions of dollars is
to keep investing more and more money in it.
That's not to say it won't pop, but the people building
data centers now are praying they won't be the ones
holding on when it all blows up. |
/u/Voices-Say-Im-Funny So AI is like a complex example of an MLM. |
/u/Amanda316 Sunken cost fallacy. |
/u/GTCapone Yeah, iirc the big chip contract one of the AI companies
signed with NVIDIA requires them to hit something absurd
like multiple MW of new datacenter power usage every
year for 5-10 years. If they miss the mark they lose the
discount on the chips which is billions of dollars. |
/u/_MrDomino Line must go up, and AI is the "investment" propping up
the stock market. |
/u/CaptainRelevant If the homeowner sues to shut it down, I agree they'd
likely not prevail (edit: practically speaking). But if
the homeowner sues for the loss of value of their house,
they would prevail. The data center keeps operating and
the damages are paid for. |
/u/Jackol4ntrn These data centers were probably built in mind that
whatever residence was close and fined the data center,
it would be pennys compared to the profit bought in. |
/u/ComprehendReading At 68dB, they may be below nighttime noise restrictions.
I do not doubt that the engineers considered this when
building, or the lawyers and accountants included it in
their ten year plans. |
/u/31513315133151331513 YMMV, but the when I read my local statutes they said
between 9 pm and 9 am no noise from your property should
be audible on a neighboring property. |
/u/Clembert-Hamlamp Fucks sake I thought you must be wrong but Waco allows
over 80 |
/u/AccNumber77 That is fucking crazy... At night? Over
80dB????????????? Might as well start firing off
gunshots at that point holy shit. |
/u/underlander > Might as well start firing off gunshots
well that may be the point |
/u/Billionaires_R_Tasty Assuming we have a functional government of course.
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZbLhpAtDZpayzF7wIL |
/u/naturetreesandweed A fine for noise is just a mild tax for a wealthy
datacenter owner |
/u/leksoid not only that, but also constant exposure to such noise
will cause health problems |
/u/SpehlingAirer It will also absolutely fuck with wildlife and insects |
/u/sushisection farmers in texas are reporting stillborn calves |
/u/NefariousnessLate375 That's so sad. How is the sound killing the fetuses? |
/u/xombae My dog freaks out any time an electric vehicle goes by,
she can hear it coming before I can. Something about the
tone just freaks her right out. I imagine if it was very
very loud, 24/7 and she couldn't see where it was coming
from, it would start to affect her health. It's gotta be
affecting the animals sleep, at the very least. |
/u/SporesM0ldsandFungus Absolutely the stress on mother. On top of being painful
pitch, the cows can't be sleeping properly or enough.
They can't communicate with each other. They can't
properly listen for predators or other dangers. This
means they are in a constant state of fear.
This reminds me of men in the trenches of WWI who would
be driven mad by the continous thunder and rain of
artillery shells exploding. It was so constant, they
called it "drum fire" like a drumroll. |
/u/Kytalie This would keep me awake. I wouldn't just hear it, I'd
feel it as well.
I would likely lose my sanity very quickly from lack of
sleep. |
/u/Paizzu Benn Jordan has released a few videos documenting how
even the inaudible (infrasonic) noise can cause
long-term health problems. |
/u/toomanyteeth55 I'm not against data centers but why the fuck isn't
there proper zoning for them. Like across the street
from a residential neighborhood is ridiculous |
/u/Lurcher99 Ask the elected officials that allowed this. |
/u/Rowing_Lawyer There have been many Reddit accounts that have assured
me data centers are not a problem and only benefit the
communities they are in. I hope they buy all these homes
from the homeowners for at least market price |
/u/netterbog I'm a litigator, and thought there's no way this isn't a
lawsuit yet. It is.
https://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/2026/05/residents-
sue-michigan-data-center-over-excessive-noise.html |
/u/sgee_123 I'm a Plaintiff's attorney and also immediately thought
that this sounded like a pretty air tight nuisance
claim. |
/u/ElectricalGas9730 No, see, the problem is that the data center isn't
airtight. Keep up. 😜 |
/u/CrownstrikeIntern Did y'all not even realize the DOW is OVER 50K!? HAVE
YOU SAID THANK YOU YET???? |
/u/TheGloomyWoodpecker 50,000 dollars. That idiot thought the DOW uses dollars
as a unit of measurement. |
/u/dirtytounder Right!? Everybody knows it's 50 thousand freedom units |
/u/JD_tubeguy https://preview.redd.it/9piqst03267h1.jpeg?width=620&for
mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bea1127e562d9af3a1040be610546098731
69728 |
/u/joeyx22lm "Why are you guys laughing?" |
/u/joealese why aren't you wearing a suit?! you come here asking us
to make the days center quieter and you won't even wear
a suit????? |
/u/outside_cat Did they even say thank you for the data center? |
/u/CymatixOne The issue is the claim of "National Security".. it's
exactly like "Emergency Powers", in which we can do w.e
the fck we want because it's basically a (insert
conflict, emergency, skirmish, etc..) war-time
justification. |
/u/PaidUSA There is surprisingly a few judges who have explicitly
called out that the nebulous idea of national security
cannot be used as a cudgel to hand waive the
constitution. So there's not a 0% chance that defense
fails. |
/u/Fit_Database_8612 Voting has consequences. |
/u/Flomo420 the real problem is all these uppity fucking poors
getting in the way of the big beautiful data stealers
centres |
/u/OriginalBlackberry89 https://giphy.com/gifs/3wYdosMbKgNtS |
/u/TripticWinter https://giphy.com/gifs/vPKtSdRzsXvdm
Probably not good for the birds either. |
/u/hstmqrqe What are the chances they pay off the residence and
change nothing? |
/u/TheElusiveFox Why pay residents when you can pay judges and
politicians? |
/u/iSK_prime Yeah, you call the cops about this they'll tell you
there's nothing they can do, not their problem and have
you considered living with it, or moving.
Douse it in gas, light a match, you are gonna catch
terrorism charges. |
/u/VerySuccor And moving is now out of the options without a sizable
chunk saved up. No one is buying that place except the
datacenter at 1/4 price of course. |
/u/Karijus The actual financial damage has to be tens if not
hundreds of thousands per resident |
/u/NRMusicProject "You see, it's a civil issue, not criminal. Police don't
deal with civil issues."
Read: We don't go after people richer than you. |
/u/hotdiggydog I think it's 185%. The Data Centers are now going to
decide where people live. The insanity of this
administration sobbing and crying about wind farms being
a nuisance for golf courses but welcoming this to be
built where people live is VERY Amuhrica #1 USA USA USA
YES YES YES |
/u/naughtyhegel I used to be a paralegal and I wondered what I'm gonna
have for dinner. |
/u/TraditionalArea5798 You should ask chatgpt /s |
/u/ChickenNoodleSloop What would the likely end result be? Compensation? What
kind of settlement? |
/u/CozParanoid Years of litigation while you live in noise and go
insane. |
/u/Independent_War_4456 That will take no time at all to drive people crazy.
That area is ruined. |
/u/AccNumber77 Just as planned, now they can purchase all the nearby
homes to bulldoze and replace with more data centers. |
/u/mikeballs And not only can you not bear to live in your own home,
your property value is probably completely shot because
who the hell else would want to live there now? Good
luck moving. Sounds like a nightmare. |
/u/RaindropsInMyMind That's such a fucking nightmare, I can't imagine. You
can't even sell the house without taking a loss because
the value is tanked. |
/u/Independent_War_4456 Nobody is gonna drive up to that and think oh this is
nice. |
/u/Flomo420 that giant god awful warehouse is bad enough now imagine
having to endure the noise even when looking away |
/u/RaindropsInMyMind "Hey sweetie, you should hear the roar of this data
center I won't hear you snoring at night." |
/u/ImYourHumbleNarrator You can't even sell the house |
/u/Sea_Pineapple_9472 This kind of stuff drives people to snap.
Mark my words. At some point some developer is going to
put one up and make someone from the surrounding area
snap, and were going to get a news story of someone
bombing or setting one of these places on fire. |
/u/KeyMyBike More likely, it will result in a domestic tragedy, and
it will be blamed on something completely unrelated |
/u/Pr0xyWash0r that can also be an unfortunate benefit. As people
living close go crazy and burn them down. |
/u/ideaguyken They agree to buy the affected homes, knock them all
down, and use that property nobody wanted to make the
data center bigger!
https://giphy.com/gifs/felyWZRMgfd28 |
/u/Nexus_of_Fate87 Then the homes that were just past the sound range are
now in the sound range, rinse and repeat until all of
Michigan is one big datacenter. |
/u/AlphonseLoeher The lawyers on both sides get richer |
/u/da_muffinman What is the noise from exactly, the cooling fans? |
/u/King_Chochacho Yeah, fans for cooling giant HVAC units. Also seems like
a lot of them are being built with natural gas turbines
for power generation "temporarily". |
/u/s1ugg0 The honest truth is we have been building data centers
with sound absorption and coolant reclamation for
decades.
They are just cutting corners because they are burning
so much money. |
/u/Odd_Ad5668 This needs to be more widely known. They SHOULD be
recycling the water they use, not draining reservoirs
and aquifers. |
/u/UwUHowYou Yeah, its easier to flow municipal water through and
dump it rather than cooling it down for reuse |
/u/Shinjitsu- I once worked at an assembly factory that made
commercial HVAC units. One of the lines I was on made a
unit that was literally the size of a truck trailer or
bigger. You'd never know how loud it was inside from the
outside. The entire front had to be kept business
friendly too. I can't wrap my head around how cheap the
entire operation has to be for this to be so loud. And
with it running so cheap, it's crazy the whole thing is
THIS big. |
/u/tedivm I've visited 30mw and even larger datacenters is Santa
Clara, CA and you wouldn't even know they were there
from the outside. The people who built this data center
made a choice to not give a shit about their neighbors. |
/u/inspectoroverthemine They're cutting corners because they're allowed to. If
they're allowed to emit noise and air pollution, and
destroy the water supply to save a buck they will do it
every single time.
The only way this stops is to pass and enforce
regulations that don't allow it- and make non-compliance
10x more expensive than remediation. |
/u/HistoricalSuspect580 don't worry I'm sure the current administration will
create and enforce regulations against these data
centers in the best interests of its constituents! 🤓 |
/u/Allegorist I imagine after a few years of outrage and litigation
they may be forced to fix this type of sound. However,
an issue that will likely slip under the radar and avoid
serious litigation is their problem with infrasound.
Infrasound is generally considered noise below 20 hz, so
it is not generally audible in the traditional sense,
however prolonged exposure is linked to a variety of
negative health effects. Also, since you can't "hear"
it, you have no way of gauging how loud it is, and often
it is quite loud since they aren't accounting for or
mitigating it at all. It also carries farther, and
penetrates through structures.
Here is a great video specifically regarding infrasound
from data centers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bP80DEAbuo |
/u/DistributionNo9474 They should take it all the way to the Supreme Court ...
oh wait never mind |
/u/Emma-nz Luckily state-law nuisance claims aren't reviewable by
SCOTUS |
/u/dankhimself Yoooooo, oh my god it's literally this.
https://i.redd.it/5vocil9o757h1.gif |
/u/BenFord333 eeeeeeeeeooooooohhhhhhhhh |
/u/MahoganyWinchester MOCK? YEAH. ING? YEA. BIRD? YEA. YEA? YEA. |
/u/thecakeisali Call the police every night at 10:01pm to report a noise
ordinance violation. |
/u/buddhistbulgyo Ask the police to follow the law and be cool about it.
Ask the city council what the details are about noise
ordinances. Push and organize the community to increase
fines and change the law so it's a noise ordinance for
every complaint. Go get 'em. |
/u/Maethor_derien Except 60db is probably under the noise ordinance. |
/u/PotatoTwo My town is (as measured from the street/edge of the
property) 60db during the day, 55db at night. |
/u/ProduceNo1629 City council passing new rule at 65db tonight. No
envelopes with money were involved, they promise. |
/u/polopolo05 Welp time to run for city council. Btw from 60 to 65 dbl
is about doubling the total volume.
Decibels are logarithmic. So the sound volume doubles
every 6 dbls.
going from 55 at night to 65 is 4 times as loud. Thats
as loud as living on the side of a busy freeway. |
/u/Lazy_Physics_Student So 3dB should be a doubling of energy. Not 6. |
/u/polopolo05 6 is the amount its doubles to the human ear. |
/u/Lazy_Physics_Student 65 is absolutely cooked by the way. They dont let you
build shit where i live if your predicted noise level is
more than 5dB above the quietest 10% of the respective
period of day. For most urban residential cases near
industry you'll cap at about 52ish for noise limits.
And even if the background level was a constant drone
at 60dB the amenity level for urban areas would kick in
and prevent you going over 60dB(LAeq period) during the
day (60-5(industry in the area)+3(converted to 15 minute
period)) so your noise limit caps out at 58dB day 48dB
evening and 43dB night.
The only exception to this is if you are an isolated
residence in an industrial zone. Get ready for 68db max. |
/u/Various-Dust285 Get the neighbors on board and schedule the calls. They
should be getting calls literally every minute for hours |
/u/macT4537 How is this legal? Terrible. |
/u/Santa_Hates_You They just do it and if fines happen they pay them. |
/u/EquivalentOwn1115 If the punishment is just a fine, its only a crime if
youre poor |
/u/DeviRi13 Eh, fines would work if they were income-based such as
Finland's system for speeding tickets.
A hundred bucks to me and a hundred bucks to the owners
of these data centers are not the same. |
/u/SoundOurDireReveille Because the owners of said data centers have bought and
paid for all of our local and federal governments, all
branches and levels. |
/u/scorchedbeanz Idk a thousand dollars and a couple calls to the right
crackheads could get that shit shut down in a jiffy.
Even if it's temporary. Send a message |
/u/Sir-Cornholio Copper thieves assemble! |
/u/Jaded-Platform6044 They prefer to be called copper connoisseurs. |
/u/iRambL I don't understand why these are anywhere near municipal
areas |
/u/SpehlingAirer There is quite literally no good place to put one unless
you engineer it to be sound proofed, recycle its own
water, provide its own electricity, and etc etc.
Good thing these companies care about all that and not
only money! /s |
/u/RevolutionaryEggSoup There are data centered scattered all over the UK, we
have far less space so we have to put them near people -
however - you would not know you were walking past one
because they do not make this noise.
It costs a bit more but it's not impossible |
/u/AwayYoghurt5901 This absolutely should be criminal |