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Ron Perlman puts a MAGAt in his place
by /u/flopsychops | 109 comments | 2026-06-16T02:36:16+00:00 Central
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| /u/spinichmonkey The only thing Jim Jordan can't wrestle is the team doctor off an Ohio State wrestler. |
| /u/loverlyone Certainly not with his conscience! |
| /u/zbud He'll wrastle those sleeve cuffs into submission, though. |
| /u/walkingtalkingdread did ted cruz really pull a "my boyfriend could kick your ass" |
| /u/EncinoManEstonia and his boyfriend hid molestation at Ohio State. |
| /u/KindnessComesBack2U Not to be confused with the sex trafficker he's protecting while having a boyfriend who travels between Ohio and Washington DC |
| /u/Moist-Carpet888 He has another boyfriend that goes to Florida for golf every weekend too. Ted has a sugar daddy and a gay lover (i doubt mr Appalachias conversion therapy actually worked) |
| /u/SeanFromQueens Has a sugar daddy and gay lover? Ted Cruz is a sugar daddy and definitely did NOT hire unregistered escorts like Lauren Boebert because he's not gay, he's straight as they come, and for $200/hr he paid you can be sure that Raphael "Ted" Cruz came. |
| /u/EncinoManEstonia Throw in the Catholic priests too, probably. All these guys are sick fucks. |
| /u/SkylarAV Everyone's got a hobby |
| /u/TransMontani Jim "Jacket Off" Jordan |
| /u/anonymityofmine Yeeees! Bring this shit up bc he doesnt get enough shit for this. The whole party is sick af |
| /u/PlutoJones42 Ted Cruz is such a dork |
| /u/FreezNGeezer Let us not forget he wasn't born in the US! Deport him to Cancun, or wait for a power outage and he will deport himself! |
| /u/minimaddnz Also don't forget that Ted isn't even his real name. It's Rafael |
| /u/cvaninvan And his boyfriend's name is spelled G Y M. |
| /u/Belaerim Just don't deport him to Canada (where he was born) Cruz is a horrible person, but an effective politician. He'd end up leading the Albertan independence movement in like 3 weeks after running circles around Alberta's inept politicians, and then negotiate with his old bosses to bring Alberta into the US. Not as a 51st state, that's laughable. As a colony |
| /u/sea-elle0463 Right now he's just crawled up Israel's ass and set up camp |
| /u/YPVidaho Deport him to Cancun, If by "Cancun", you meant El Salvador, I'm all in! |
| /u/rudebii Haven't we fucked with Mexico enough already? |
| /u/bigtice You mean Rafael Cruz. |
| /u/Ritaredditonce And that's why his daughter hates him. |
| /u/AwDuck Nah, my dad's a dork and I still love him. I'll note that my dad isn't a cowardly, ass-kissing, two-faced, low-life piece of shit. That all would probably change my opinion of him. |
| /u/Rage-With-Me Yep! THEE GYM JORDAN who wrestles kids for a sideshow before the main event https://preview.redd.it/jzino256nk7h1.jpeg?width=1213&f ormat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75793f786c9c22a075780f3ce93d32e1e fd0c677 |
| /u/Randomcommentor1972 He wants his boyfriend to beat up a 76 year old man too |
| /u/Different_Wolf_764 Ron is no kid, absolutely true. I've met him though and if he isn't tough as nails, he sure still comes across that way. I've no doubt he would have Ted Cruz shitting himself pretty quickly but maybe not Ted's lover. |
| /u/Ne_zievereir "Hey, you have a big mouth, but if bet you wouldn't talk so much anymore if I challenged you to a fight ... with this guy here who trained his whole youth fighting." |
| /u/StockCat7738 "Hey Ron, you talk a lot of shit, but I bet you wouldn't take a bunch of your clothes off and get handsy with my buddy for 5-10 minutes." |
| /u/dismayhurta "'I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz and I hate Ted Cruz." -- Al Franken |
| /u/RedAndBlackMartyr "Lucifer in the flesh. I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a b*tch in my life." - John Boehner on Ted Cruz |
| /u/kramwest1 Of the funny things Al has said, this is way up there. 😂😂😂 |
| /u/zbud During a spell of Rx adderall induced psychosis my mind was coming to accept that Al Franken was God and possibly my father... I quit taking Adderall about a week or two later. |
| /u/kramwest1 Then it would have blown your mind to hear Al Franken on my answering machine back in the day. (I donated to his senate campaign and he personally called to thank me.) |
| /u/scriptmonkey420 Dude, how much Adderall were you taking and how did your heart not explode? |
| /u/zbud it was only 30 mgs a day... I think it was going fine until I started drinking coffee again with it. Dealing w/ the stress of thesis probably didn't help. |
| /u/therhubarbexperience You could have picked worse. After he left office, I'd still see him in Minneapolis talking to regular people, getting their story, etc. He didn't have to do that. His wife is also really kind. She spotted me on the verge of a social anxiety meltdown and sat with me. |
| /u/Chemical_Building612 "If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you." -- Lindsey Graham |
| /u/Iron_Baron Still pissed Franken resigned. |
| /u/patternhoarder Still pissed at Kirsten Gillibrand for forcing him to |
| /u/AdmiralThunderpants Anytime Ted Cruz pops up I have to share something I heard a while ago "Why is it you hate Ted Cruz the moment you meet him? It saves time" |
| /u/OneFingerIn I assume the original text ends with "you couldn't last 5 minutes in the wrestling ring with Jim Jordan without getting molested." |
| /u/Vegtable_Lasagna3604 The Jim Jordan that is so good at wrestling that he allowed a Dr to SA students at Ohio State? |
| /u/Jenderflux-ScFi Covered up for the doctor and gaslit the students being molested when they tried to get help from him. |
| /u/RavensRift Epstein class makes more and more sense as to just how deep the perversion is present in so many levels of society, and their power of influence. Imagine the string to connect them all.. It must be a massive web and even then always the unknown will remain. That's the reality of life with so many things. I guess "enigmas never die" references an act present throughout history? Mysterious and hard to understand, regardless, yet here we are. |
| /u/parkesc Ron Perlman would toss Jim Jordan around like a rag doll |
| /u/arinawe Ron Perlman is too old for Jim Jordan's taste |
| /u/Tommy2Far https://giphy.com/gifs/12ZDIx1Mw1cXVm |
| /u/moosesurgeon12 I acknowledge Ron Perlman |
| /u/ThePhilosopherKing93 Game Changer reference? |
| /u/ThePhilosopherKing93 I just watched the episode an hour ago. It was so good! |
| /u/moosesurgeon12 I know right! Whenever I thought it couldn't get crazier it did! |
| /u/3rdFloorFolklore I mean, who shit talks Ron Pearlman?!? He's a delight. |
| /u/your_fathers_beard Ron Perlman is 76 years old, Ted. |
| /u/unbelizeable1 He'd still ragdoll Jim Jordan lol |
| /u/DMCinDet and Ted still needs his BF to fight for him. thats pretty sad. |
| /u/CroneDownUnder Damn, that reminds me I'm getting ever closer to that myself. |
| /u/DidYouSeeBriansHat https://preview.redd.it/0dt750fh6k7h1.png?width=1206&for mat=png&auto=webp&s=7aebaa1cb7e6d3d226cfc2228fdf1c6d9193 f65c |
| /u/AbeFromanSassageKing I can think of a couple other pedos too... https://i.redd.it/i9sqsk9rqk7h1.gif |
| /u/Stalinsghoast https://preview.redd.it/92rook4iek7h1.jpeg?width=960&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c9231d53b6f45fb9d757c3507e6fff26e2 f8377 |
| /u/DidYouSeeBriansHat https://i.redd.it/yg2qi5e3hk7h1.gif |
| /u/ShaddyPups I still cannot find a legitimate reason to hate Ron Perlman |
| /u/Shalamarr He once spent hours in the makeup chair to get done up as Hellboy for Make-a-Wish. He said "That little kid asked to meet Hellboy. He's gonna meet Hellboy." |
| /u/ShaddyPups I said a reason to HATE him, not like him even more!!!!!!!! |
| /u/Shalamarr Sorry, can't oblige! Ron is a great guy! |
| /u/ShaddyPups https://giphy.com/gifs/DZk5LcH4ekXiU |
| /u/menonte I heard you wanted reasons to like Ron Pearlman even more, feast your eyes on r/CTLLRP |
| /u/ILoveRegenHealth He said "That little kid asked to meet Hellboy. He's gonna meet Hellboy." Even a random line from him in a makeup chair goes hard |
| /u/SuppleSuplicant I don't hate him, but I did unfollow him on instagram when he posted a tourist ad for the UAE. Far from the worst celebrity behavior, but I found it a bit cringe. |
| /u/douchebaggery5000 I mean he says this but apparently has no issues working with the UFC and Dana white as they shit on the White House |
| /u/Specialist_Lock8590 If you look up "Political Prostitute" in an encyclopedia, there's a picture of Ted Cruz! The once upon a time vehemently anti-Trump candidate (hypocrite)! |
| /u/One_Clown_Short It's not a picture of Cancun Cruz, it's a group picture of the pre-MAGAt Republican party. |
| /u/Icy-Profession-1979 Idk. I still picture him roller painting over graffiti on that overpass with indoor house paint... poorly |
| /u/rudebii Ted Cruz also accepted Andrew Yang's challenge to a game of basketball. This may shock you, but Cruz never followed through. |
| /u/CellularBeing This guy has to have some sort of hate kink |
| /u/rudebii Or a humiliation kink. One of things I miss about the old Twitter were those days where Ted Cruz would get so completely and crisply roasted. Like why does he keep tweeting? He must like being twitter's whipping boy. |
| /u/OPA73 Rafael Cruz (here in Texas we don't let people use their preferred names because of gender concerns) was literally beat down by words by the future president during the first election. Instead of standing up for his family honor as a man should, he licked his metaphorical wounds and let Trump be his alpha. |
| /u/hiimlockedout They all did. It's what conservatives crave! |
| /u/justseeby Nothing manlier than challenging another man to a wrestling match... with a third, completely uninvolved man |
| /u/Rork310 Specifically he (a 55 year old) volunteered another man (aged 62) to fight a 76 year old. |
| /u/Wraith8888 Ted Cruz should never try to challenge anyone about manhood. Even his own attempt at bullying is to threaten somebody with another man? Ted Cruz is a little bitch |
| /u/capoot Way to go, Ted Cruz. You really told him..... how big of a pussy you acrually are. |
| /u/fmemich Without getting "raped" ...is that how it ends with Jim Jordan who hasn't passed a fucking bill in his entire career. |
| /u/therealmintoncard What's Jordan gonna do? Molest him?? |
| /u/drRATM It doesn't take a high IQ to display a modest degree of emotional maturity. Even if teddy is a drooling moron he could just not say shit like this. Yet here we are. |
| /u/Away_Lake5946 https://i.redd.it/7p4xjq4lbk7h1.gif |
| /u/PWJD I read that in Clay Morrow's voice |
| /u/aoisme didn't Perlman just narrate the intro to Trump's birthday party? or ummm, UFC event? I mean, the 250th America party? |
| /u/E_seven_20 In new documentary, former Ohio State wrestlers say U.S. Rep. Jim Jordan knew about Strauss abuse What a piece of shit... The Ohio State University abuse scandal centered on allegations of sexual abuse that occurred between 1978 and 1998, while Richard Strauss was employed as a physician by the Ohio State University (OSU) in the Athletics Department and in the Student Health Center. An independent investigation into the allegations was announced in April 2018 and was conducted by the law firm Perkins Coie. In July 2018, several former wrestlers accused former head coach Russ Hellickson and U.S. representative Jim Jordan, who was an assistant coach at OSU between 1987 and 1994, of knowing about Strauss's alleged abuse but failing to take action to stop it. Jordan has denied that he had any student-athlete report sexual abuse to him. The report, released in May 2019, concluded that Strauss abused at least 177 male student-patients and that OSU was aware of the abuse as early as 1979, but the abuse was not widely known outside of athletics or student health until 1996, when he was suspended from his duties. Strauss continued to abuse OSU students at an off-campus clinic until his retirement from the university in 1998. OSU was faulted in the report for failing to report Strauss's conduct to law enforcement. Fuck Ohio, and Texas for sending such trash to DC |
| /u/seXJ69 I got money on Pearlman, not Rafael Cruz's boyfriend. |
| /u/Mysterious_Cry41 Why do we have a sitting US senator challenging an actor to a wrestling match, but by Proxy, using a sitting member of the house of Representatives. Oh we're a catastrophically stupid country, right. How about Ted Cruz shut the fuck up for once instead? Go crawl back into the sewer you came from. |
| /u/AcornWholio Man, my 66 year old father, who has a back injury, sciatica, and arthritis could mop the floor with Ted Cruz. |
| /u/FridaSky Which is why your dad has to fight Gym Jordan instead. Them's the rules. 🤷🏻 |
| /u/lemaymayguy My pedophile friend could beat you up isnt the slam Rafael Cruz thinks |
| /u/swimjeans1975 Ted Cruz is such a pussy |
| /u/Aggravating-Method24 Ron Perlman is 74, and Jim Jordan is 62. What kind of pathetic loser imagines this fight? |
| /u/thugbobhoodpants such a weird flex by ted to talk about lasting with someone else? Ron is 76 years old, like, cool dude. |
| /u/pexican Ron Pearlman is 77 years old, did Ted Cruz really call him out to fight SOMEONE ELSE? |
| /u/JauntyGiraffe I don't know how Ted Cruz exists in life when anyone can say this about him anytime he says anything Like getting into an argument with Ted Cruz just has to end when he walks away from "Hey aren't you that bitch that sucks Donald's nuts after he said your wife is fugly?" |
| /u/Lt_Cochese Gym Jordan? Lol. I just can't even with these people. |
| /u/bwilcox03 I have no idea if Ron can fight or not, but dude looks like he could fuck someone up. |
| /u/curlsmadeofchocolate I do not like that man Ted Cruz I do not like him in the news I do not like what he just said I do not like his boxy head I do not like him wearing glasses I do not like him kissing arses I wish he'd never get one vote That man Ted Cruz can lick my scrote |
| /u/manymoreways When I see ben afleck as a mathematical genuis in good will hunting i dont actually think mr. Damon is an actual genius. He's acting. Does ted cruz here not know fiction from reality? Does he thinks he's crack the code on 'hellboy' is not real? |
| /u/ForAte151623ForTeaTo https://giphy.com/gifs/8KXYOYN7VDNK5CHlUJ |
| /u/BatmansBigBro2017 Is he talking about Jim "Larry Nassar" Jordan? 🙃 |
| /u/ctny84 Wow. Ted got destroyed. |
| /u/ScottTheMonster Got to confess, I would jump at the chance of getting in the ring with Jim Jordan. That way I could legally inflict pain on him like he did those teens. |
| /u/Rurumo666 You wouldn't last 5 minutes in the ring with....JIM JORDAN...w/o getting....a finger in your hole! |
| /u/Rurumo666 Isn't Ted Cruz the gayest Mayor that Cancun has ever had? |
| /u/Shagrrotten Fucking love Ron Perlman. |