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Cat try to merge with her owner
by /u/ImmaFuckboi | 106 comments | 2026-06-16T03:01:54+00:00 Central
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| /u/trendingtattler This post has hit /r/all, /r/popular Please remember the human and participate with subreddit rules in mind. Do not tell people how they should raise their cats. r/cats rules can be found here I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. |
| /u/Wrong_Life_7647 I love aggressively affectionate cats lol |
| /u/Connect-Pollution631 Honestly, the best cats are the ones who love you so much they completely ignore your boundaries. 😆 |
| /u/thatcoloradomom Earlier today my cat tried to put her head inside my mouth while I was talking. She was purring, drooling, biscuits on my throat. It was not good enough so she waited and stuck her freaking head in the first chance she got. She drooled INSIDE my mouth. Her stinky mackerel breath. |
| /u/Yersina_Veridae My boy is also a drooler. One of his favourite cuddle spots is when i go to the toilet. He'll lay on my lap, enjoy belly rubs while his drool runs down my leg |
| /u/HarrisonWorld He's really enjoying the process! cute! |
| /u/IllReputation1178 Nothing says unconditional love quite like becoming your cat's favorite drool-covered pillow. 😂 |
| /u/strong_systems https://giphy.com/gifs/v3Rb7dGuvkmaRi6qei |
| /u/PurpleEgg988 That wasn't your mouth anymore, it was just a VIP entrance to her world domination plan. |
| /u/Hippopotasaurus-Rex Mine decided one day to stick her tongue in my mouth. That was less than ideal. |
| /u/Honest-Importance169 That's the moment you realize your cat has absolutely no concept of personal boundaries. 😂 |
| /u/averagebrainhaver88 Oh... Look I don't think that's healthy, you might get sick. I mean if you don't get sick, props to your immune system, but like, cats lick their asses. Look out. |
| /u/Most-Experience56 You have a non zero amount of cat shit in your mouth now. |
| /u/SnapshotHeadache Tell me about it.... https://preview.redd.it/k8ufcugqlk7h1.jpeg?width=1080&f ormat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=601f68352bf056b7723e4c2cafd12ee23 433a959 |
| /u/BothCream4291 https://preview.redd.it/8nflabbi0l7h1.jpeg?width=1740&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde5466f0d3b508efdd1c4f48cf3db7157 e49eb0 |
| /u/KMS_HYDRA https://preview.redd.it/vqztk5570m7h1.jpeg?width=4624&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b856560221b7e090e8589cd8316a276565 1b41fe |
| /u/EA_Hun how much does it hide 🥰 |
| /u/NadsBin That's my cat but only when it's time to sleep or when he wants food, otherwise?? My skin is free real estate for his claws😭 |
| /u/optics_is_light_work I give it right back! Corporal cuddling (see Engineer's Guide to Cats) |
| /u/Senior_Tree9799 The best part is cats act offended for three seconds and then immediately come back for round two. |
| /u/robicide I like my personal space. My cat also likes my personal space. |
| /u/wonderwall879 i've been deprived of physical affection for so many years, I still get over stimulated when my cats hang on me for more than 30 minutes. They know what I need and i'm still getting used to it. but man is it tough feeling comfortable with it for so long. |
| /u/ArseneLepain Bot comment, 4 day old account |
| /u/inderbitably My nighttime ritual with my cat: she attacks my hands until I pull them under the covers, then attacks my feet until I pull them under the covers, then attacks my face until I go full pupal |
| /u/Exciting_Cap_9545 And I love that I'm not the only person who uses "aggressively affectionate" as a descriptor! I even started using it because of a cat. |
| /u/Ok_Marsupial5950 Right?! Some cats really don't do "gentle love," they go full chaotic cuddle mode and we just accept it at this point |
| /u/Exciting_Cap_9545 "Sometimes, love hurts. And I love you a lot, human." xD |
| /u/Starfire013 Yes! I worry sometimes though that she's gonna make biscuits on my neck some night and I'll end up bleeding out to a punctured jugular.. |
| /u/bloobybloob96 This is my cat, but then sometimes while he's literally wrapped around my neck he forgets that he wanted to be affectionate and goes straight to aggressive 😅. So I need to have an escape plan if he suddenly stops purring |
| /u/Possible-Arm3348 Cats equivalent of cuteness aggression |
| /u/Wrong_Life_7647 That's exactly how I see it too! |
| /u/Remarkable_Ladder450 Same here i'd love to go with their aggresiveness and challenge them until they stop lol. |
| /u/GalFisk And they love you too! |
| /u/Due-Lobster-3378 Same. The cats that act like personal space is a myth are always the ones that win me over. If a cat isn't occasionally headbutting my phone out of my hand, are they even trying? |
| /u/DuErJoBareUnderlig My cat headbutts me hard when I sleep and smushes her head against my face. It's quite an interesting way to wake up in the middle of the night |
| /u/ttatm I'm catsitting one right now. I just went to the bathroom and noticed that I had a cat hair stuck in my eyelashes |
| /u/victoriasparkly i love my own aggressively affectionate cat (i got scratch marks all over my legs and arms but i don't need saving, i'm exactly where i wanna be) |
| /u/TangerineCheap5379 This is so funny. The cat says 'why can't I get closer to you?? Is not working!!' |
| /u/ramobara https://giphy.com/gifs/mlOyvMcO7xhYc |
| /u/Cliff_Chai https://giphy.com/gifs/OsfVaOer7N2265YTRF |
| /u/Mola_7605 It even gave a little impatient punch, haha. |
| /u/MoSzylak So... did they successfully merge into one superbeing? |
| /u/Loose-Professor5364 Should I make a supercat? Or not? |
| /u/MoSzylak Uhm, hell yes? why even ask? |
| /u/GGuts https://giphy.com/gifs/oOfLwhLyRUoRW |
| /u/Blacksheeptoonz https://giphy.com/gifs/kG6OaZqyDW4kCFNLcf |
| /u/DOTA1_Veteran https://preview.redd.it/3mm3o7misl7h1.jpeg?width=201&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4046b56f62e81c7ec0c9ee71d6a8bc597e5 7042f |
| /u/extrastupidone Ive said it before. Ill say it again. If they could, Cats would crawl up inside you if it meant getting a better snuggle. |
| /u/Awkward_Bison_267 https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdYjwEQuR1J7dte |
| /u/Awkward_Bison_267 https://giphy.com/gifs/fymiOCbH5awOFxLoKA |
| /u/PurplePolynaut Accidental right hook |
| /u/gone_smell_blind My tuxedo uses my beard as her personal head scratcher so I understand this too well. |
| /u/More_Ad_5142 Your beard reminds her of her mom and littermates 🥹 |
| /u/Tenalp For a brief moment I laughed at comparing some guy's beard to litter. |
| /u/gone_smell_blind We actually found her in a trash can in our driveway. The whole litter was in there when my kids first found them so we left them because we had quite a few strays around at the time so we knew the mom was around. The next day all of them but one were gone, so we took her in and raised her from only a few days old |
| /u/Beneficial-Jury484 MINE TOO. He loves when I have a beard, loves to lick it and rub his face on it. Very demanding about it too. |
| /u/Algaroth My tortie does the same. Aggressive hugs, headbutts and beard rubs. |
| /u/Beneficial-Jury484 "Can't don't show affection". - non cat owners. |
| /u/A_Queer_Owl behold, a cat not showing affection. https://preview.redd.it/244gklsxok7h1.jpeg?width=6144&f ormat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ecbc0ab6fc52d267801e6e9346f33f2a c6b1be6 |
| /u/A_Queer_Owl she was curled up under her blankie but decided she needed to stick her head out to cuddle. 🥺 |
| /u/mtraven23 with a cat like this, that nose ring is at serious risk! |
| /u/shenanigans2day Sweetness. Wants to become bone marrow. |
| /u/yiasemi As I get older my cats are delighted my body is less firm and more mergable. |
| /u/GoHomeDad Omg...my childhood cat was exactly like that. Absolutely loved kneading on my belly. I'd fluctuate in weight and when I was skinny he'd try to knead and then just look at me, disgusted He was also an absolute liability when I had friends over. He'd walk over everyone's lap and only knead on the chubby people, then choose the chubbiest person to lay down on 😭 |
| /u/ImYourHumbleNarrator goldilocks but the bed can't be too big or soft |
| /u/n0tz0e My steak is too juicy, my lobster too buttery. What a cutie love bug! |
| /u/Visual_Promotion8010 This reminds me of pulp fiction |
| /u/Flip2002 We happy Vincent? Oh yeah we happy.. my cat always does trust falls like cat did at the end of vid https://giphy.com/gifs/nB2UElNwweyG2Pxf8x |
| /u/Successful-League840 My cat did this daily up untill he was one year old. Now it only happens on rare occasions when I haven't paid him attention for 5 or so hours. |
| /u/SpongeJake I've got a pair of bonded sister kittens. One is a tortie the other a void. The void kitty is THE most affectionate I-need-to-occupy-all-your-space-NOW kitten I've ever had. She snuggles up against my neck so hard. Makes me laugh every time. What a cutie. The tortie goes for affection too don't get me wrong. But the void is over the top affectionate. I have zero complaints. |
| /u/Any_Wait_7309 I love it! So heart warming! https://giphy.com/gifs/3glRcNn8w5t9Ra98up |
| /u/Mammoth_Mixture4735 The owner is super cute |
| /u/Poethegardencrow https://preview.redd.it/a0pzlk7eil7h1.jpeg?width=3088&fo rmat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83d02b569a7c016388b84ebab018a11381 fc7bd2 Then they grow so big and heavy but they don't know they did and then you have 6.5 kg kitty thats so aggressively loving you ❤️ |
| /u/PullupClub Ive always wanted a kitty like this! |
| /u/anangrypudge I have one but you have to know that there will be times when it just feels too much haha. But better an affectionate cat than one that doesn't give a shit about you. |
| /u/ImYourHumbleNarrator one of mine will literally suffocate me in my sleep and get mad when i move to breath. its caused some arguments but she's so needy i know she'll come back |
| /u/B_Fee https://i.imgur.com/MT8jl5B.png |
| /u/yas118 https://i.redd.it/zuvw9ubpil7h1.gif |
| /u/IceCoughy I'm certain they'd crawl down your throat if you'd let them |
| /u/marymonstera I swear my orange would crawl under my skin if he could |
| /u/krazyb2 My cat does this to me too! Every time I come home even if it's just a quick 15 minutes. I always ask her if she's trying to get inside lol |
| /u/StarConsumate I wish my baby was this cuddly. I can catch her being very affectionate before bed but if I get too affectionate and petty, I can politely fuck off. |
| /u/Animalidad Savor these moments, time flies. One day you'd wish theyre smotherin you. |
| /u/nokknokkopenup https://i.redd.it/8d8naox2em7h1.gif |
| /u/Old_Cell_4423 https://preview.redd.it/4naosozlgl7h1.jpeg?width=640&for mat=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75fa38bd42a06e141a4915c9948fd8bd379 da49c |
| /u/gimmedatnamedoe Little smash to the face was super calculated |
| /u/thegneeb this isn't close enough |
| /u/Wheresmyarcpaulie69 Y'all really should stop posting videos, when there are drilling equipment outside. I can't hear the cat! |
| /u/SnowyOwl72 Biscuit aggression 😂 |
| /u/freeman57 Our little 17 week old guy does this and I hope he never grows out of it |
| /u/fr3k1n_Va7z69 https://giphy.com/gifs/KztT2c4u8mYYUiMKdJ |
| /u/Junior_Zebra_4608 She uses catnip facewash |
| /u/PrednisoneFarts https://giphy.com/gifs/GFi4fqtMGj4nm |
| /u/Able_Parsley_3045 Not the paw to the face |
| /u/Bob_A_Feets Have y'all learned NOTHING from The Thing... |
| /u/averagebrainhaver88 Bro doesn't even know what to do, he moves his paws in the air from time to time |
| /u/PUR3CELL Trying to find the correct vibration frequency |
| /u/brondynasty That cat LOVES you. Damn. Meanwhile mine threw a hissy fit and slept as far as possible on the bed all night bc she didn't get fourthmeal. She's not even supposed to get third meal, how is that not spoiled. |
| /u/Yoinkitron5000 One of my cats just shoved its nose into my eyeball because I stopped petting it for 10 seconds. |
| /u/rolfraikou This is how my cat was as a kitten. She chilled out, but to this day, she still will plop herself over my shoulder while I play videogames, and must cuddle with me at night. I love my cat, so much. |
| /u/StabbyBoo I am become Cat Girl. |
| /u/Yearn4Mecha I don't know what to do with my hands https://giphy.com/gifs/ftXmTBgSnsJ8c |
| /u/Nice_Ad7810 https://giphy.com/gifs/dRcMsUUrnR8He |
| /u/ThreeDaysNish Ohh, this is love LOVE. |
| /u/Im_Ryeden My boy donut used to do this a lot. He grew up way too fast! 😭 |
| /u/kinetic_ljs Haha so affectionate!! Love seeing that |